Call it what you want, but I have a serious workplace grievance. It's about our vending machine and I'm pretty upset about it.
We have the absolute worst vending machine ever. It pretty much fits in with the rest of the technology, furniture, decor and practices at my office. Outdated at best. Half the time broken, always old and sad. the woman who owns the vending company used to date someone here and that's how she got the gig. (yay nepotism) that person hasn't worked here in 5 years, but whatev she's horrible.
|see how everything is a lovely shade of old & putty?|
|i hate it|
Even though employees here want chocolate in the machine, she refuses to stock it because it gets hot outside. Every other time you try and buy something, it gets stuck. When the item does come down, it's expired.
But the real reason for this ridiculous post is this, dear readers:
I mean, come on.
What kind of crap-ass selection is this? Who drinks regular coke? No one. Mountain Dew? Even less people. And don't even get me started on the Gatorade. At first there was one Gatorade and I was like, well that's odd, who would buy Gatorade? Then they took out Dr Pepper and replaced it with another Gatorade and my mind was blown. Blown I tell you. Who the shit drinks gatorade besides high school boys or someone with the stomach flu? No one I tell you.
Initially, there was Coke, Diet Coke, Dr Pepper, Purple Gatorade, Diet Pepsi, and water (random...vending machine is literally directly next to the water cooler thingy). Pretty good assortment I think. What went wrong you ask? Dear reader, I have no idea. Bit by bit the good stuff was replaced with this crap and now this is the final result.
I don't think i want to live in a world that doesn't consider Diet Coke a workday staple. It's zero calorie fizzy goodness is just enough to keep me coming here everyday. Clearly, now I have no reason to come into the office.
Why did I just devote 30 precious minutes to publicaly ranting about the vending machine options? I have no idea.